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The Dark Knight
The scene is set in a dark pit of a burned out building. Batman and Commissioner Gordon are standing over Bill Gates' body.
Gordon: "He won... Gates' revolutions to the operating system world, everything he fought for... undone. Whatever chance Microsoft hadof fixing itself... Dies with Windows' reputation. Everyone will lose hope."
Batman: "No. They won't. They can never know what Vista did."
Gordon: "Four versions of Windows? Three of them over $200? We can't sweep that under the rug."
Batman: "No. But Vista cannot win... Microsoft needs its true hero."
Gordon: "Y... You? You can't!"
Batman: "Yes I can. You either die in development, or you live long enough to be cut from company support. I can do those things."
Gordon: "You can't! You're not-"
Batman: "I'm whatever computing needs me to be."
Police alarms become louder as they get closer. Batman jumps onto the Batpod and drives off into the night.
Gordon's son: "Why is he running, dad?"
Gordon: "Because we have to chase him."
Gordon's son: "But he didn't do anything wrong..."
Gordon: "No. Because he's a hero. The hero Microsoft deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll flame him in blogs... Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent beta. A watchful future prospect. Windows 7."
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